...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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