no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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