these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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