? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
