Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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