I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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