I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize