The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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