Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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