Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Randomize
