You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
