scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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