Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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