I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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