Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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