It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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