He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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