he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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