the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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