yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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