IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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