Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm too high and old for this...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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