im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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