i just had sex bonerless
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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