ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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