Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Randomize
