brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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