your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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