one two three fourrrrnication!
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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