Sponge bath it is.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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