are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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