I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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