Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
