He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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