The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Randomize
