guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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