I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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