are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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