i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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