So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
