I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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