It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
