Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
