it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
