I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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