Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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