youre lurking in front of me
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
