I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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