I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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