Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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