Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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