and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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