I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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